I've tried to like chess, I really did. But I realized that I just suck at strategy games of almost any kind. Especially against the computer. I can play against a computer on the lowest difficulty setting and still have my ass handed to me epically, many times. Apparently I have to go below beginner phase and play computers who are braindead, or people who don't know what they are doing at all. I even lose at Tic-Tac-Toe for crying out loud, lol. Dang it, is it wrong to hate something cause your not good at it? I think not.



DIE!!!

There, I feel better.

Ever heard anyone (girls mostly) comment off hand that they "feel fat"? Im not sure thats even possible realisitcaly and it sounds inane and kind of offensive. Now Im not saying that aren't any of us who haven't felt vain at least once, its understandable but there's more behind this saying than meets the eye. Let me explain.

You never hear a guy say he "feels fat", he may be sad that he is fat or he doesn't like being fat, (actually most guys just look in the mirror and think they are totally awesome and need no improvement and go right back to stuffing their faces. but lets assume guys actually care about how they look when they are not being silly) but they never say something like he "feels fat", it just sounds silly and seems like if you were saying, "I feel like Im retaining more gravity than usual today". Im fat but I dont particularly "feel" that way, its just...there.

Now, onto why I feel that the way some girls feel about themselves I find offensive, you see that negative self image you guys are so used to touting around WAY too often just because you are feeling emo that day is actually demeaning and insulting to people who are actually fat. See, you may feel a little off, but it makes fat people who hear it offhand feel like garbage, like they are less than worthy of humanity or respect. Especially when it comes from weight-consious girls or especially anorexics (OH NOES!) whom I have no mercy for, cause they think that being fat is the worst thing ever in existence. Gee, Im SO sorry that my weight reminds you of your own frailties. I think youll understand that we cant indentify with your low self-esteem when you've jsut destroyed ours.
How about some respect for others around you?

Also most of you girls who think you are fat, you're not. No, seriously you are NOT FAT. YOU ARE CURVY. Women are supposed to have curves, not look like they are starving! MEN LIKE CURVES. Who would have figured huh? When a guy tells you you still look hot, take it honestly without thinking there's any guile behind it. Thank him sincerely as well, don't be a complement whore.

OH, and don't say Im a "fetishist", I'm not into super grotesquely fat women who are endangering their health and get money displaying themselves to freaks on websites for positive attention. I believe that normally curvy plus size women can be healthy and even pretty, and shouldn't have to feel that they are worth less just because of how they look or how someone thinks they should look. Wheres the photo galleries of these women?

So, stop "feeling fat" and just be yourself. Preferably a more fun version that will join me while we stand outside of a gym window eating a bucket of ice cream while pointing and laughing at those people inside that seriously need to eat something.

I found this neat site called whatport80. It has safe for work versions of articles you may know about from Encyclopedia Dramatica so you can finally safely lurk moar without scaring yourself or others for life.

here is the link, don't worry, its legit:
[link] WhatPort:80

Another site to look up internet memes is knowyourmeme.com and look up internet stuff you've heard about on Urban Dictionary.

[link] Know Your Meme
[link] Urban Dictionary

I find chatrooms terribly boring and pointless. Doesn't anyone else feel the same way?? It just an online representation of failing at making friends in life, except people can't see how bored/lonely/uninterested I am. Fail all around.

Well, I was edu-macating myself on my daily dose of ED articles where I discovered this piece of anti-lulz. Apparently Nanci Pelosi has ruined the RickRoll forever. *facepalm* Yes I know it was already old and sufficiently finished by Rick Astley himself but...
Check this article out at their website but be forewarned, it may ruin your faith in anything lulzworthy ever again...well probably not but it still sucks alot.
Also make sure you are mature enough for the sites content, its quite controversial and rather infamous. Dont say I didnt warn you.

What epic lulz-killers have you ever come across?